Andrew (drewblaze) wrote in funnyaimconvos,
Andrew
drewblaze
funnyaimconvos

Religion with a twist...win one for the home team!

Need2Regulate: *bangs head on desk* why does god tease me so
Need2Regulate
: WHYYYYYYYYY
Bonzovibe
: because guys like us get him off
Bonzovibe
: yeah that sounds about right
Need2Regulate
: this is exactly the reason im atheist
Bonzovibe
: I am religious I just think of it as a trial
Need2Regulate
: so my whole life is a trial
Need2Regulate
: cuz this is how its been going
Need2Regulate
: nothing goes right
Need2Regulate
: actually im more ignostic
Need2Regulate
: i believe theres something
Need2Regulate
: not sure what
Bonzovibe
: well it's better than nothing
Need2Regulate
: and i dont believe any one religion should shove its thoughts down my throat
Need2Regulate
: im more of a praise god in ur own way, but i believe the key to happiness is praising urself
Need2Regulate
: well not praise urself
Bonzovibe
: I believe whatever way you want to believe is all right
Need2Regulate
: but u must be happy with urself
Need2Regulate
: and balanced and all that shit
Bonzovibe
: yeah
Need2Regulate
: then u can appreciate god
Need2Regulate
: u cant appreciate it when u yourself is not centered
Bonzovibe
: all religions preach the samething
Need2Regulate
: no they dont
Need2Regulate
: jews have honakewerjha
Need2Regulate
: i have christmas
Need2Regulate
: buddhists praise the fat dude
Bonzovibe
: the rules are the same
Need2Regulate
: everyone else praise the invisible dude or jesus
Bonzovibe
: respect for one another
Bonzovibe
: all the same
Need2Regulate
: yea like the general rules
Need2Regulate
: but not the actual beliefs and teachings
Need2Regulate
: the ideas are all the same
Bonzovibe
: yeah and I think that if one works for you then go for it not matter what it is
Need2Regulate
: but im not gonna pray 5 times a day at a certain hour dressed in some wack shit cuz my muslim priest told me 2
Need2Regulate
: theres no need for strictness like that
Need2Regulate
: it bothers me
Need2Regulate
: be urself
Need2Regulate
: not everyone else
Bonzovibe
: extremists suck ass and I want to kill them all of by pitting them against eachother
Bonzovibe
: put them In a holy war against eachother
Need2Regulate
: hell yea
Need2Regulate
: in a 5 mile square
Need2Regulate
: in a desert
Need2Regulate
: no where to run
Need2Regulate
: no where to hide
Need2Regulate
: fenced in
Need2Regulate
: electrical fence
Need2Regulate
: while i watch on tv
Bonzovibe
: put like the kkk, al queda, and neo nazis against eachother
Need2Regulate
: with all the weapons they want
Need2Regulate
: no wait
Bonzovibe
: yes
Need2Regulate
: over 2 fast
Need2Regulate
: only had weapons
Need2Regulate
: swords
Need2Regulate
: knifes
Need2Regulate
: brass knuckes
Need2Regulate
: u forgot the black extremists, the kkk needs it enemy
Bonzovibe
: I think it shoule be with anything that requires over a minute to load
Bonzovibe
: yes the black panthers
Bonzovibe
: !
Need2Regulate
: we can randomly throw in huge draino bombs for shits and giggles
Need2Regulate
: torturing areas
Bonzovibe
: yes!!!!!!!
Need2Regulate
: the head chopping off thing
Need2Regulate
: the stretching machine
Need2Regulate
: whips
Need2Regulate
: acid!
Need2Regulate
: miniture draino bombs up the ass!
Bonzovibe
: ahh shit!!!!!11
Bonzovibe
: yes
Bonzovibe
: yes
Bonzovibe
: yes
Bonzovibe
: I like this idea
Need2Regulate
: oh shit im giddy now
Bonzovibe
: I am too
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