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[23 Jun 2006|12:00am]

tacosloveme
[ mood | amused ]

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[08 Apr 2005|08:39am]

antisheep

Last post for today...but this one was with my mom...and she's weird like whoa.

Mom: I slept right through the storm
Mom: did the babies get scared
Anti Sheep13: shawna did
Anti Sheep13: she hid in my closet
Mom: poor thing
Anti Sheep13: for 2 hours
Anti Sheep13: then she fell asleep in there
Mom: damn
Anti Sheep13: so i put her on my bed
Mom: your liein
Anti Sheep13: and she was woke up
Mom: in your closet?
Anti Sheep13: what? no, she was on my bed
Anti Sheep13: anyways...these guys from the IRS kept calling
Mom: for who?
Anti Sheep13: so they woke her up
Anti Sheep13: i don't know...
Mom: who they asking for?
Anti Sheep13: they kept saying we're coming to get ya
Anti Sheep13: then they would hang up
Mom: lmao
Mom: prank ph call
Mom: assholes
Anti Sheep13: no...then a bunch of people pulled up in black cars and took me away...
Mom: so you unplugged my puter righttttttt
Anti Sheep13: yeah
Mom: LMAO
Anti Sheep13: i sure did
Mom: your so silly
Anti Sheep13: i'm dead now...*sigh*
Mom: if you didnt and that thing gets fried we all are screwed for a puter
Anti Sheep13: DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT'S FRIED...mmm...eggs
Mom: lol you got lucky
Mom: eggs???
Anti Sheep13: yeah
Mom: I'm hungry
Anti Sheep13: i'm hungier
Mom: you eat all the time
Anti Sheep13: *hungrier...blah...i can't spell

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[08 Apr 2005|08:22am]

antisheep
[ mood | amused ]

Ello der...here's an example of what boredom and sleep deprivation does to you!

 

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[22 Feb 2005|07:43pm]

elmeanieazul
I never post in here. This is remotely funny:

breakitdownnah: man donde esta mi comida :(
Aewosme th D: :(
Aewosme th D: en el horno? no se
breakitdownnah: heh
breakitdownnah: you just wanted to say horno
Aewosme th D: hahahha
Aewosme th D: I know
breakitdownnah: haha
Aewosme th D: how well you know me
breakitdownnah: so very well
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[14 Feb 2005|02:32pm]

gnome113
Gohan3487: just chillin actually i just woke up from my nap
Dinkis113: hhaha ooo nap
Gohan3487: yea
Dinkis113: nappys napper nap
Gohan3487: it was a good one
Dinkis113: yeah im gay haha
Gohan3487: no ur not
Dinkis113: well i should be
Dinkis113: hahaha
Gohan3487: y??
Dinkis113: cause then it could match my gayness haha
Dinkis113: if that makes any sense
Gohan3487: oh come on than i couldn't like u anymore as much as i do
Gohan3487: j/k
Dinkis113: why not lol
Gohan3487: cause the liking wouldn't be given back in return
Dinkis113: well you could just pretend your a girl
Dinkis113 (2:25:17 PM): haha

oh and this
melon onda head (2:15:42 PM): oh i barely remember, jessica was just kind of a bitchslut
hahaha
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[08 Nov 2004|07:14pm]

c0w0verm00n
have a hilarious inside joke that no one understands? we accept you and your friends stupidity when in each other's presence. tell us your jokes!!


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[22 Sep 2004|01:51pm]

gnome113
Dinkis113: yeah he doesn't like talking on the phone much
Jillybean6007: most guys dont
Dinkis113: everytime we talk its for like maybe a half hour
Dinkis113: yeah i know they dont
Jillybean6007: yeah
Dinkis113: well jacob does though
Dinkis113: he wont ever let me get off the phone
Jillybean6007: usually if they do, their gay
Jillybean6007: lol
Dinkis113: lol awwwwwww
Jillybean6007: OH!
Dinkis113: jacobs gay hahahaaa
Jillybean6007: i wrote that b4 i saw you put jacob down
Jillybean6007: lol
Dinkis113: lol
Dinkis113: yeah suuuuuuuure
Jillybean6007: i did!!!!
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[13 Aug 2004|01:22am]

gnome113
Tye Dye Matt (1:19:45 AM): so if anybody needs some electronics, i have the hook ups
Dinkis113 (1:19:55 AM): hook ups
Dinkis113 (1:19:56 AM): hahahaa
Dinkis113 (1:20:01 AM): im to hyper right now dude
Dinkis113 (1:20:08 AM): and when im hyper i get ervy
Dinkis113 (1:20:11 AM): lol
Tye Dye Matt (1:20:15 AM): ervy>
Tye Dye Matt (1:20:16 AM): ?
Dinkis113 (1:20:28 AM): yeah there was supposed to be a p in front of that
Tye Dye Matt (1:20:41 AM): oh, hahaha
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What happens when you have too much time on your hands... [22 May 2004|03:19pm]

drewblaze
Bonzovibe: shut up
Bonzovibe: shut up
Bonzovibe: you're such a jerk
Bonzovibe: you're such a jerk
Bonzovibe: whore
Bonzovibe: whore
Bonzovibe: what the hell quit copying me man
Bonzovibe: what the hell quit copying me man
Bonzovibe: you need to get over yourself
Bonzovibe: you need to get over yourself
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Some New Convos... [21 May 2004|04:44pm]

uglybunny
[ mood | Esctatic ]

All convos are in bold writing:

Funny AIM Convos

Enjoy! XD

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[14 May 2004|04:34pm]

wrath_of_mars
BlackAkamaRyuu: I had to draw today on top of a vibrating ground
***************: OH MY GOODNESS.
BlackAkamaRyuu: lol
BlackAkamaRyuu: it was the construction workers fault and no body went down there to tell them to stop
***************: lol
BlackAkamaRyuu: all I keep hearing is this "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnn brrr-brrrrrrrrrrn"
***************: hehe
BlackAkamaRyuu: and it felt funny o_O
BlackAkamaRyuu: heh okay I ran out of things to say to make it sound worse
***************: i'm sorry
BlackAkamaRyuu: ah well I had fun while it lasted
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Religion with a twist...win one for the home team! [12 May 2004|10:07am]

drewblaze
Need2Regulate: *bangs head on desk* why does god tease me so
Need2Regulate
: WHYYYYYYYYY
Bonzovibe
: because guys like us get him off
Bonzovibe
: yeah that sounds about right
Need2Regulate
: this is exactly the reason im atheist
Bonzovibe
: I am religious I just think of it as a trial
Need2Regulate
: so my whole life is a trial
Need2Regulate
: cuz this is how its been going
Need2Regulate
: nothing goes right
Need2Regulate
: actually im more ignostic
Need2Regulate
: i believe theres something
Need2Regulate
: not sure what
Bonzovibe
: well it's better than nothing
Need2Regulate
: and i dont believe any one religion should shove its thoughts down my throat
Need2Regulate
: im more of a praise god in ur own way, but i believe the key to happiness is praising urself
Need2Regulate
: well not praise urself
Bonzovibe
: I believe whatever way you want to believe is all right
Need2Regulate
: but u must be happy with urself
Need2Regulate
: and balanced and all that shit
Bonzovibe
: yeah
Need2Regulate
: then u can appreciate god
Need2Regulate
: u cant appreciate it when u yourself is not centered
Bonzovibe
: all religions preach the samething
Need2Regulate
: no they dont
Need2Regulate
: jews have honakewerjha
Need2Regulate
: i have christmas
Need2Regulate
: buddhists praise the fat dude
Bonzovibe
: the rules are the same
Need2Regulate
: everyone else praise the invisible dude or jesus
Bonzovibe
: respect for one another
Bonzovibe
: all the same
Need2Regulate
: yea like the general rules
Need2Regulate
: but not the actual beliefs and teachings
Need2Regulate
: the ideas are all the same
Bonzovibe
: yeah and I think that if one works for you then go for it not matter what it is
Need2Regulate
: but im not gonna pray 5 times a day at a certain hour dressed in some wack shit cuz my muslim priest told me 2
Need2Regulate
: theres no need for strictness like that
Need2Regulate
: it bothers me
Need2Regulate
: be urself
Need2Regulate
: not everyone else
Bonzovibe
: extremists suck ass and I want to kill them all of by pitting them against eachother
Bonzovibe
: put them In a holy war against eachother
Need2Regulate
: hell yea
Need2Regulate
: in a 5 mile square
Need2Regulate
: in a desert
Need2Regulate
: no where to run
Need2Regulate
: no where to hide
Need2Regulate
: fenced in
Need2Regulate
: electrical fence
Need2Regulate
: while i watch on tv
Bonzovibe
: put like the kkk, al queda, and neo nazis against eachother
Need2Regulate
: with all the weapons they want
Need2Regulate
: no wait
Bonzovibe
: yes
Need2Regulate
: over 2 fast
Need2Regulate
: only had weapons
Need2Regulate
: swords
Need2Regulate
: knifes
Need2Regulate
: brass knuckes
Need2Regulate
: u forgot the black extremists, the kkk needs it enemy
Bonzovibe
: I think it shoule be with anything that requires over a minute to load
Bonzovibe
: yes the black panthers
Bonzovibe
: !
Need2Regulate
: we can randomly throw in huge draino bombs for shits and giggles
Need2Regulate
: torturing areas
Bonzovibe
: yes!!!!!!!
Need2Regulate
: the head chopping off thing
Need2Regulate
: the stretching machine
Need2Regulate
: whips
Need2Regulate
: acid!
Need2Regulate
: miniture draino bombs up the ass!
Bonzovibe
: ahh shit!!!!!11
Bonzovibe
: yes
Bonzovibe
: yes
Bonzovibe
: yes
Bonzovibe
: I like this idea
Need2Regulate
: oh shit im giddy now
Bonzovibe
: I am too
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[10 May 2004|09:13pm]

wrath_of_mars
[ mood | amused ]

BlackAkamaRyuu: hows the cummunity?
***************: WHOA
BlackAkamaRyuu: ?
***************: cummunity?
BlackAkamaRyuu: lol
BlackAkamaRyuu: typo? lol sorry bad spelling leads to dirty minds
***************: hehe

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[27 Apr 2004|10:52pm]

elmeanieazul
I haven't posted anything in here in a long time. and I guess this is sort of funny... well to me at least.

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My cut link has nothing to do with anything
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[23 Apr 2004|10:20pm]

hearyousad
whoa boredom (10:19:04 PM): i want some potcorn.
whoa boredom (10:19:05 PM): :-P
Suikobrian (10:19:18 PM): lol
Suikobrian (10:19:20 PM): some potcorn?
Suikobrian (10:19:38 PM): did they like, mix marijuana and maize or something?
whoa boredom (10:19:51 PM): they sure did.
whoa boredom (10:19:52 PM): lol
whoa boredom (10:20:01 PM): and the proper name is maizijuana.
whoa boredom (10:20:03 PM): :-)
Suikobrian (10:20:04 PM): lol
Suikobrian (10:20:07 PM): cool
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Q: What comes at the end of a sentence? A:. [23 Apr 2004|10:15am]

drewblaze
Bonzovibe: hey there are guys that get PMS that is kinda funny I think my band teacher in high school had it
Bonzovibe: hehehehe
SassyInPink77: it does happen~lol
SassyInPink77: they did a study
SassyInPink77: is thatw hat u were asking me though? if itw as gonnabe over soon
Bonzovibe: what else am I talking about
Bonzovibe: guys won't really say that word
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[22 Apr 2004|09:23pm]

wrath_of_mars
Note: The "H" is sorta an inside joke.

*************: well iza goin now telex-chan
BlackAkamaRyuu: oh hey!
BlackAkamaRyuu: H
*************: H
BlackAkamaRyuu: lol
*************: LMAO
BlackAkamaRyuu: LMAK
*************: LMAK....
BlackAkamaRyuu: ROTFLMAO
*************: ?
*************: WTF
*************: ?
BlackAkamaRyuu: typo
*************: :-P
*************: interesting
BlackAkamaRyuu: did you not mean to do that simultaiously?
*************: you'll never let me go for that one will you
*************: no i didnt :-D
BlackAkamaRyuu: lol
BlackAkamaRyuu: I read you mind
BlackAkamaRyuu: lol
*************: ... scary woman...
BlackAkamaRyuu: I need to qoute that
BlackAkamaRyuu: heh
*************: no psycho powers while im around
BlackAkamaRyuu: well ok I huess I can talk to laters
BlackAkamaRyuu: LOL
*************: okays
BlackAkamaRyuu: stupid h
*************: nice spelling, go back to kindergarten
*************: :-P
BlackAkamaRyuu: lol
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[17 Apr 2004|11:55pm]

hearyousad
whoa boredom (11:49:34 PM): I wonder why Sam Bernstein doesn't do his own commercials anymore...
keka68 (11:49:43 PM): i know
whoa boredom (11:49:50 PM): maybe he died?
keka68 (11:49:53 PM): lol
whoa boredom (11:49:56 PM): like, a slip and fall accident?
keka68 (11:50:01 PM): got killed in an auto accident
keka68 (11:50:11 PM): and he couldn't call himself
whoa boredom (11:50:15 PM): haha
whoa boredom (11:52:30 PM): that's wonderful!
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[05 Apr 2004|07:51pm]

hearyousad
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:02 PM): omg
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:21 PM): I thought Batman was just calling my house!
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:26 PM): on the caller id
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:27 PM): it says
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:29 PM): said*
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:32 PM): "Bartman"
KayEmKay 7 (7:47:34 PM): lol
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:35 PM): and I didn't see the r
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:36 PM): lokl
KayEmKay 7 (7:47:38 PM): that is so great
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:39 PM): so I was like!
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:39 PM): omg!
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:45 PM): BATMAN'S CALLING!!!
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:46 PM): lol
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:47 PM): then
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:49 PM): I saw the R
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:49 PM): and
I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:47:55 PM): *disappointed*
KayEmKay 7 (7:47:55 PM): The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

I am TOOOOOOOONY (7:48:30 PM): omg, I hate AIM and it's stupid rate limit. saying I've messaged too much in that time period... :-\
KayEmKay 7 (7:48:40 PM): lol
KayEmKay 7 (7:48:43 PM): that's great
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[26 Mar 2004|01:42am]

gnome113
So this is a convo that me and Adam made with Max!!oh boy i bet your excited for this one!!

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